![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:02 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I don’t know why but this one tickled the piss out of my funny bone.
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my throat, today: bean juice make rough hurty go away like getting massage
I have a raw throat (possible throat infection) that warm
black coffee is just the ticket for.
![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:21 |
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Coffee doesn’t make me anxious or sick but you do you guy
![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:22 |
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That just means you’re not drinking enough of it.
10/12/2018 at 12:28 |
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![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:31 |
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Me neither but the “Good bean juice tastes like chocolate make me go fast” part is what I like.
![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:33 |
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The first time I was in Paris I was 13-14 years old. I ordered an espresso after dinner. The waiter looked at me inquisitively, “Espresso?” I confirmed. He replied, “Espresso for you. You go ‘zoom zoom’ all night.” I think about it every time I order one.
![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:35 |
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My office provides unlimited free coffee. I get enough.
![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:36 |
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Brings a whole new meaning to “the sleeper has awakened”, amirite?
![]() 10/12/2018 at 12:53 |
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So does mine, but it’s like drinking one beer and saying “alcohol doesn’t get me drunk or give me hangovers”. My limit is about a standard 12 cup pot before I get jittery and sick, unless I dilute it with Irish cream or something.
![]() 10/12/2018 at 15:48 |
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funny but bean juice and chocolate do not taste like each other. Chocolate is the best flavor. Ever. Coffee is second worst. Only beating out licorice.
Obviously, I'm a child. About 7 years old.